Happy Halloween!
My Scariest Things
(Sung to the tune of "My Favorite Things.")
Sons on tall buildings and polka dot dresses
Bathtubs as hot tubs and self-butchered tresses
That crazed look belonging to tormentor, Spring
These are a few of my scariest things!
These are a few of my scariest things!
Nathan in speedos and pants made of pleather
Gosh awful haircuts and frightening weather
Open eyed sleep and a husband who sings
These are a few of my scariest things!
When the leg breaks
When the trunks shock
Photo Booth pics of Dad
I simply remember my scariest things
And then I feel twice as bad!
Hope your Halloween's scary, too!
